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a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual energies are geared towards other women.
janet is writing abook about the history of female same-sex attraction.
by dagger_grrl March 17, 2004
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Women who love other women, in the romantic sense, along with friendship. Heterosexual men often are very aroused by seeing two women making love. Unfortuanately for those men, lesbians are women who are devoted romantically, emotionally, and sexually to other women, not to men.
You'd think that there's many single gay men and many devoted lesbian couples... but look: there's lots of loving gay male couples and countless of single lesbians!
by Lorelili February 22, 2005
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A woman who loves or is sexually attracted to women. I read through other descriptions of lesbian and some people who made definitions on this word are just plain retarded.

1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/.

2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are.

3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up 'bi-sexual' asshole.

4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped.
1. Bitch: Ewwww look at that dyke. She's wayyy a bad lesbian. OMGSH.

Lesbian: Erm. If i'm a bad lesbian then does that make you a bad heterosexual. Cause that monobrow you got going there's growing pretty thick.

2. Sexist Man: Hahaha. You won't have sex with me because you're all man haters and feminazi's.

Lesbian: Yes you go think about how sexist i am whilst you go out and get drunk and grope some womens asses.

3. Skank: OMGZ i am like soo sexay. Hey j00. Wanna watch me and my BESTFRIEND share sti's? You like lezbians? Cause i am like sooo one. Then later, we can fuck. Bring a friend too AHAHAHAHAHHA.

Porn Addicted-man: OMG you are so sexy. I love you lesbians that like dick.

Lesbian: Err. =/ If she wants to fuck you and everyone else with a penis in a mile vicinity then fine. But she isnt a lesbian. She's just a whore :D

4. Guy That's NEVER Had Sex: OMG MY DICK IS SO BIG (it's really 3 inches ^^) I bet if i fucked you you'd not want girls anymore. AHAHAHAH *tries to grab lesbian*

Lesbian: *series of attacks. which may lead to this man never being able to have children*
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why has that woman got a smile on her face? oh shes a lesbian
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A woman that is atracted emotionaly, and sexually to other women. The concept is the same no matter who you are atracted to. Romance, atration, sexual desire, the only difference is it is between two women.
Person #1: "I love you."
Person #2: "I love you."
Person #1: "I am so in love with you I want to jump in your bed with you right now."
Person #2: "I am waiting."

The concept is the same with or without implied genders; lesbian or not.
by Jax kitty March 11, 2006
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A woman with enough good taste not to be interested in guys.
That's lesbians for ya. Ladies with taste.
by Fearman September 16, 2007
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A lesbian is a female who is exclusively emotionally, sexually, romantically and/or aesthetically attracted to other female.

Sexual activity between women is as diverse as sex between heterosexuals or gay men. Some women in same sex relationships do not identify as lesbian, but as bisexual. As with any interpersonal activity, sexual expression depends on the context of the relationship. Like anyone else (regardless of sexuality), lesbians can be promiscuous or committed, ashamed or proud. There is a wide spectrum of lesbian behavior and generalizations can be misleading. Recent cultural changes in western and a few other societies have enabled lesbians to express their sexuality more freely, which has resulted in new studies on the nature of female sexuality.

Throughout history, hundreds of lesbians have been well-known figures in the arts and culture.
lesbians ONLY like women and they are not "turned straight" by cock
by portpoop August 17, 2006
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