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tardification 

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard
Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

tranification 

The art of turning people into transvestites, akin to the zombification process.
I performed a tranification the other day, he turned out to be quite a transvestite!
tranification by Baron Boffin March 24, 2009

Terrification 

The act of being terrified.
Lindsay: Were you scared to come into our apartment?

David: huh? what makes you say that?

Lindsay: It had a super scary pumpkin outside and spooky spider webs!

David: oh yeah. i was terrified. i forgot i guess.. probably a side effect of being so terrified

Lindsay: Hmm...perhaps. I'll go with it...amnesia related to terrification. That's my nursing diagnosis.
Terrification by TarponSlayer October 15, 2010

Lardification

The transformation of a skinny or average man into an morbidly obese man using extreme measures to gain weight
Darrell- I’ve been trying lardification but I find it hard to chug down two pounds of liquified butter
Liam- I’m consulting a therapist
Lardification by Raichu_Gamer August 11, 2021

tassification 

noun: to tassify an item.
"I tassfully tried to open the L.I.D. and stuck my finger in the jar, and pulled out a plum." clearly, this is an act of tassification.
tassification by archdaler December 30, 2012

terrification 

Appearing larger than life's largesse
Appear brusque and unintelligible to equal terrification.