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a couple; someone who is perceived as belonging to their partner
Mr Mac and Miss Cheese are an item.
by tania January 12, 2005
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pair of poeple, commonly seen as dating, or about to date.
So, are you and Amanda an item?
by Argo1000 February 22, 2005
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A thing.

It means nothing more.
That hat is an item.
by The Chibo January 15, 2009
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Items; private places
Ray: Dude don't touch my items!
Charles: SORRY! It was an accident
by D's Mom December 07, 2006
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A nickname - usually for the female genitalia, less often for the male member.
Rosie: I hate the beach - I always end up with sand in my item!

Sugar: I know right ? And when I skydive, the straps get all up in my item.

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Frankie : These tight-ass new jeans really showcase my item for the ladies.
by TrudyS August 07, 2010
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a really hot looking babe... a sultry siren if u must!
kya item hai bawa!!!!!
by vinay September 16, 2003
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where is the item?

they got caught with the item.
by carfunkylou September 15, 2009
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