The polite way of saying Fat bastard

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

To be unhealthily fat.

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

circumfencely challenged. someone who doesnt pass from the valletta gate due to huge weight.

An adjective describing a condition inflicted on a large majority of the population to make the average person seem thinner and more attractive