shpeedle 

a sound used to describe anything seeming fit at the time

That cell phone made a shpeedle noise!

shpeedle by jennnnna January 14, 2008

Shneedle 

If someone asks you what a shneedle is, reply with "what is not a shneedle?" It's just common sense.

"What is a shneedle?" "What is not a shneedle?"

Shneedle by DaBigDude8 June 27, 2017

shneedle 

A shneedle is penis.
It comes from the German word Schniedel

My shneedle is bigger than yours ... Suck my shneedle, biatch

shneedle by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

shmeedler

Someone that spends more time on social media than attention on the road whilst driving a prius

Don't cross yet here comes a shmeedler

shmeedler by Cheekytikki November 12, 2021

Speedle 

Speedling is when you zoom away into the sun so fast that it leaves a trail of fire.

(This is most likely impossible.)

"Woah, she speedled away!! She might set something on fire!!"

Speedle by CrybabyThalassa June 30, 2023

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

shmeedle by jessica March 6, 2004

speedlee 

Speedlee is a word that is used when one can't spell, or when one just wants to say it to confuse people. It's usually used to replace the word "spelling".

Hey Haley!
What, Aaron?
I CAN'T SPEEDLEE *encloses server in giant ball of bedrock*

speedlee by HaleyLovesPie April 28, 2016