301 definitions by jessica

6oz.Lb.cake

Found missing...AKA...the best band ever! ChickmunkSquash is the lead singer. You're cool Iguess...JF!

6oz.Lb.cake is the best band and they should have one at Battle of the Bands...either them or Thrown Out!

by jessica March 29, 2004

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by jessica February 27, 2004

chrunk

To get drunk and high.

"I'm goin' to chrunk you up."

by jessica April 21, 2003

hylogen

A word for vagina.

Jessica loves to play with her very tight hylogen.

by jessica April 30, 2004

liver

An organ in your body

My future child's name whom will be totally cool...too cool for school.

Liver eat your liver for it is good for your liver!

by jessica March 29, 2004

no big

not a big deal, not major...

"oops, i'm so sorry i stepped on your toe!"
"hey, no big"

by jessica May 9, 2003

Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

by jessica January 17, 2005