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Patriot Guard Riders 

The Patriot Guard Riders, PGR, are Honorable, Dedicated and Invited Motorcycle Club which among many duties, has the privilege to escort and provide security in a law abiding and orderly fashion for Veteran organizations, ceremonies and most of all provides peace and comfort for the families of fallen heroes and their families to grieve and morn the loss of the their loved ones in peace. There are many State Chapters across the United States, when called upon The Patriot Guard Riders will, from boarder to boarder, State to State, pass the on the responsibilities, and or continue the escort and support, security and respect for what our men and women of our Armed Forces who gave the ultimate sacrifice through dedication to God and Duty to country, family and Freedom rightfully deserve. These men and women who ride for the fallen are amazing!
-Patriot Guard Riders Mission Statement:

The Patriot Guard Riders is a diverse amalgamation of riders from across the nation. We have one thing in common besides motorcycles. We have an unwavering respect for those who risk their very lives for America’s freedom and security. If you share this respect, please join us.

We don’t care what you ride or if you ride, what your political views are, or whether you’re a hawk or a dove. It is not a requirement that you be a veteran. It doesn't matter where you’re from or what your income is; you don’t even have to ride. The only prerequisite is Respect.

Our main mission is to attend the funeral services of fallen American heroes as invited guests of the family. Each mission we undertake has two basic objectives:

Show our sincere respect for our fallen heroes, their families, and their communities.

Shield the mourning family and their friends from interruptions created by any protester or group of protesters.

We accomplish the latter through strictly legal and non-violent means.

To those of you who are currently serving and fighting for the freedoms of others, at home and abroad, please know that we are backing you. We honor and support you with every mission we carry out, and we are praying for a safe return home for all.

Patriot Guard Riders 

One of a number of awesome groups that stage counterprotests whenever Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church draw near a funeral.
It consists of war veterans on motorbikes. They use their awesome choppers and masses of American Flags to obscure the whining douches behind them, allowing the families of the deceased to mourn without bullshit.
The Patriot Guard Riders are made of epic win. There is no counterarguing this.

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

robert manion 

an icon, a legend. hips, hair and biceps thriving. he's a very pretty australian most known for his iconic roles in starkid productions twisted ; as a guard, as the magic carpet and as Baful (RIP Abdul), tgwdlm ; as (the very great) professor Hidgens and the (even greater) hot chocolat kid, and finally, in firebringer, where he got his best role ; snarl's left paw.
Robert Manion is such an icon. I love him
robert manion by StarkidStan August 7, 2019

John Roberts Laws 

21st Century US laws that restrict voter turnout among minorities and people with limited incomes.

In Shelby County v. Holder, 2013, the US Supreme Court declared parts of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 unconstitutional in a 5-4 decision. The majority opinion was written by Chief Justice John Roberts. Only justices appointed by Republican presidents voted to strike down the law.

Chief Justice Roberts later wrote in McCutcheon: There is no right more basic in our democracy than the right to participate in electing our political leaders.

McCutcheon removed aggregate spending limits on campaign contributions.

Linda Greenhouse @ NY Times noted: Roberts's subject then was the right to spend money in politics, not the right to vote. If people conclude that the current Supreme Court majority cares more about the first than the second — surely a logical inference — the court will have entered a dangerous place.

After Shelby, many states with a history of poll bias - previously ended by the Voting Rights Act - passed laws designed to suppress voter turnout. These laws include so-called Voter ID laws, reductions in early voting, and restricting acceptable ID to ID more often held by Republicans - for example, Texas polls accept gun licenses, but not state college ID.

In honor of Chief Justice John Roberts opinion in Shelby, and the similarity of laws that followed to Jim Crow laws, these laws are now known as John Roberts Laws, aka Voter Suppression Laws or the Republican Poll.
Republicans were embarrassed by undemocratically winning a gerrymandered House majority while losing the popular vote for it in an un-American fashion, so they declared a fake mandate and passed a bunch of John Roberts Laws to punish and disenfranchise the people who voted against them.
John Roberts Laws by Moo Paradigm October 30, 2014

Jack Robert Avery

a god ; a meal ; a curly headed boy in a band called why don't we
"Look at that guy ! He reminds me of a Jack Robert Avery"