yep. we were convicts.
yep. we do have cool accents.
yep. yanks do give us the shits.
yep. we are beer guzzling machines.
yep. we say do say mate
yep. we have perfect beaches.
Take the piss out of Australia, we dont care. People arent lining up to get out of our country.
" another VB thanks sheryl "
People who are citizens of Australia, one of the best countrys in the world.
Australians have been stereotyped as a lazy, kangaroo riding, annoying group with crappy accents. NOT TRUE!
But we dont care if people take the piss out of us. People are lining up to come in, that must mean something!
Australians are an awesome bunch. Except for that dude John Howard, we should get rid of him.
Australia is a very civilized country (contrary to what the simpsons may tell you) and a lot of it is not desert. Most of us don't say mate very often and most of us don't talk like steve irwin.
People are very misgueded about AUSTRALIANS
a person who is a citizen of Australia; a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker
Yes, I'm an Australian, cobber - a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to the land down under.
The nationality belonging to someone with citizenship in the country of Australia.
Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.
Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Derek: yo baxter, check out this australian dude
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Ok people after reading most of these posts I have come to the conclusion that they are either too bias towards Australia(ns) or they are just filled with racial hate and in the worst cases both. So here's what I think a true Australian is and I'm trying to not be racist or anything (Btw I was born, raised and live in Australia so before you dare start going on about “You don’t live in Australia so you don’t know shit” just swallow that fact damnit.).
First off, for God's sake please stop using "down under/Australia" as a term to describe genitalia; please be more creative or just say oral sex rather then an Australian kiss.
Second, it is true that, by rite of origin, that Aborigines are 'true Australians'. They indigenous to Australia, are still to this day being treated unfairly and by God deserve more respect and basic human rights then what they have been given.
Third, with the convicts coming to Australia and that whole Mother-land versus Aborigines, Australia versus Mother-land sha-bang went down, most other countries (mainly America but that is only due to the fact that they only really have fucking Dundee and Irwin as examples of Australians, and Simpsons) assume that the typical Australian is white, rides around in a kangaroo, drinks a lot of beer, is lazy, is dumb, speaks like Steve Irwin (RIP) and is an all round brute. This is so wrong it makes me sick (although I am ashamed to admit that the drinking part is true =w=”)! The point of the modern Austral...
Australians are people that come from and/or live in Australia. They are amazing people with the best males in the world that all the European females (mostly hot ones) would like to have sexual intercourse with. Not to mention the female Australians, who have the best backsides/breasts/everything in the world.
Australians tend to enjoy having a beer, throwing a party around a barbecue, winning in Cricket and the occasional laugh.
If you meet an Australian, be prepared to be greeted in the nicest possible way and make sure you smile back or they will keep their women to them selves, which really isn't such a bad thing.
#1: Them Australians are good people!
#2: Man I wish my countries women were more like the Australians.
#3: I like my men like Australians.
#4: Want another coldie? (An Australian asking their mate if they would like to have another beer)
#5: G'day Mate. (General greeting)