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Australian !!
yep. we were convicts.
yep. we do have cool accents.
yep. yanks do give us the shits.
yep. we are beer guzzling machines.
yep. we say do say mate alot.
yep. we have perfect beaches.
Take the piss out of Australia, we dont care. People arent lining up to get out of our country.

" another VB thanks sheryl "

by johnny_the_boy May 26, 2005
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People who are citizens of Australia, one of the best countrys in the world.

Australians have been stereotyped as a lazy, kangaroo riding, annoying group with crappy accents. NOT TRUE!

But we dont care if people take the piss out of us. People are lining up to come in, that must mean something!
Australians are an awesome bunch. Except for that dude John Howard, we should get rid of him.
by Quokka August 13, 2005
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a person who is a citizen of Australia; a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker
Yes, I'm an Australian, cobber - a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to the land down under.
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Ok people after reading most of these posts I have come to the conclusion that they are either too bias towards Australia(ns) or they are just filled with racial hate and in the worst cases both. So here's what I think a true Australian is and I'm trying to not be racist or anything (Btw I was born, raised and live in Australia so before you dare start going on about “You don’t live in Australia so you don’t know shit” just swallow that fact damnit.).

First off, for God's sake please stop using "down under/Australia" as a term to describe genitalia; please be more creative or just say oral sex rather then an Australian kiss.

Second, it is true that, by rite of origin, that Aborigines are 'true Australians'. They indigenous to Australia, are still to this day being treated unfairly and by God deserve more respect and basic human rights then what they have been given.

Third, with the convicts coming to Australia and that whole Mother-land versus Aborigines, Australia versus Mother-land sha-bang went down, most other countries (mainly America but that is only due to the fact that they only really have fucking Dundee and Irwin as examples of Australians, and Simpsons) assume that the typical Australian is white, rides around in a kangaroo, drinks a lot of beer, is lazy, is dumb, speaks like Steve Irwin (RIP) and is an all round brute. This is so wrong it makes me sick (although I am ashamed to admit that the drinking part is true =w=”)! The point of the modern Australia was to be multi-cultural and a place where your nationality counts for not, you can still call yourself Australian. C'mon people, we Aussies have a fucking song that fucking says: "And from all the lands on Earth we come. We share one dream and sing with one voice. I am, you are, we are Australian." So before anymore people who fancy themselves as “Aussie” then bags out the “chinks” by saying that they’re not Australian or any other nationality for that matter, do a fucking history and ethics lesson you racist fuck.

A true Australian doesn't have to be white, doesn't have to be Aboriginal and doesn't have to act like a stereotype so well embedded in pop culture. To be Australian is more so a fucking way of living rather or ideal then a type of person. We Australians, the people who should be true Australians, should fucking be laid back, come from whatever fucking country they come from, love a good time, and most importantly give everyone a FAIR GO (I know that’s kinda taken from Kevin Rudd who knocked Howard off-thank God!- but he has a point y’know)! It’s just a pity we have racists and bigots here, then again what country doesn’t. So stop with this pommy bashing, New Zealander bashing (we all secretly love you, just not when it comes to sport, you understand XP), America bashing etc!
We are on, but we are many, and from all the lands on Earth we come, we share a dream, and sing with one voice; I am, you are, we are Australian.
by Rosanna Grayson July 10, 2008
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Australia is a very civilized country (contrary to what the simpsons may tell you) and a lot of it is not desert. Most of us don't say mate very often and most of us don't talk like steve irwin.
People are very misgueded about AUSTRALIANS
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Australians are people that come from and/or live in Australia. They are amazing people with the best males in the world that all the European females (mostly hot ones) would like to have sexual intercourse with. Not to mention the female Australians, who have the best backsides/breasts/everything in the world.

Australians tend to enjoy having a beer, throwing a party around a barbecue, winning in Cricket and the occasional laugh.

If you meet an Australian, be prepared to be greeted in the nicest possible way and make sure you smile back or they will keep their women to them selves, which really isn't such a bad thing.
#1: Them Australians are good people!

#2: Man I wish my countries women were more like the Australians.

#3: I like my men like Australians.

#4: Want another coldie? (An Australian asking their mate if they would like to have another beer)

#5: G'day Mate. (General greeting)
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people that live in Australia.
people with the best accents ever.
by cookiequeens December 23, 2009
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