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Successful internet marketer. Author of best selling books before they've been written. Creative copywriter. Advertising genius. Tribe builder. Team leader.
He thinks he's a real Manion. He's an online an marketing guru, or he aspires to be.
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The best friend anyone could ever have, always reliable, the funniest person you will ever meet
The comedian up there is my best friend, he's a real Manion
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to pass out with an open beverage in your hand and proceed to spill it all over yourself.
Greg was really fucked up last night and pulled a manion.
by timmyj April 25, 2006
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Someone who acts as if they have a below average IQ (i.e. someone who has a mental retardation or acts as if they have one).
You are being such a Manion right now.
by Chesterfield Mcfistacuffs October 28, 2010
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1. A disgusting, vile creature capable and willing to perform sexual intercourse on any orifice small enough to provide friction for a notoriously small penis. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

2. An extreme case of acne. Individuals with Manion Acne are typically reviled by God and should be avoided; exposure to pus excreted from the acne of these individuals can cause syphilis, contamination of the soul, impotence, and blindness.

3. A foul smelling creature.
1. n. Wow, I can't believe that guy fucked a dead possum...I mean, really, what a manion!
v. Did you hear Billy's going to prison? Apparently he manioned his 8 year old sister.

2. Stay away from Mike, he's got bad case of manion.

3. Jesus, I bet you could smell that manion from outer space.
by Bobby the Bull January 02, 2008
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n. a man companion who you have not DTR'd as a boyfriend. Not to be confused with manpanion.
Andy: So are you going out with your boyfriend tonight?

Amy: He isn't my boyfriend. He is just my manion.
by Josie Hart September 03, 2008
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