prymate 

A queer fag that loves Xain. See also Original Sinner.

o pwnt u fag. -JSJ Sinner likes to fuck lil boys.

prymate by JSJ December 17, 2004

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

disciplining the primate by SB17 August 29, 2006

Promate 

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

Promate by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

Patio Primate by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

premate 

A word used by apes for the correct term "premade" in multiplayer games. It's used to describe a group of players organized before the game even started.

They are premates!
You mean they are premade.

premate by Liletta September 19, 2019

punishing the primate 

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

punishing the primate by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Portico Primate 

A polite way to call a person of African American decent a porch monkey. Often used to offend a person without them getting mad at you.

(White guy) You are such a Portico Primate

(Black guy) Um . . . . okay?

Portico Primate by Big AL inc. June 19, 2011