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Any of the order Primates, which includes the monkeys, apes, and humans.

Also, an unfortunate bit of slang referring to humans of mainly African ancestry.
The Bonobo chimp is a primate.
by Zontar the Destructor March 25, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops
The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.
by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009
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A male that plays games with females hearts and minds. A grimy player. Dirty ass male with no remorse.
This goofy primate just tried to play me but I wasn't goin.
by Jenja April 26, 2011
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Yo, the nigga ain't nothin' but a primate.
by Jiggsta January 30, 2004
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