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permabeef 

When someone does something that is absolutely unforgiveable.
Oh I aint even speakin' her name name anymore. We got permabeef!
permabeef by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
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permabear 

A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future direction of the markets and economy in general, no matter what.

Opposite of permabull
Josiah is a real permabear. He is always negative about the stock market, even when things look rosy, he believes that things will head south eventually.
permabear by savvymin August 14, 2010
Word of the Day on January 25, 2022
the permanent effects of extreme long-term use of cocaine and/or crystal meth. Such effects include but are not limited too teeth clenching, jawing, rapidly moving one's lips, and jerking at random moments.
Yo, ya boy over there been snorting so long he got permageek. He shoulda quit a long time ago
permageek by imovecars89 September 2, 2011

PermaTeen 

An adult who behaves like they never left high school.
A permateen is someone who still dresses like a teenager, gossips constantly, texts OMG to someone at least 20 times a day, and makes fun of other women for their appearance.

In men, it is a guy who relives his glory days of high school constantly, sleeps until noon every day, parties all night, spends too much time in the bathroom, and doesn't understand the concept of responsibility.
PermaTeen by Madmama April 13, 2010

permabeard 

A beard that someone always has. It is different from a beard that is grown for a change of pace, special occasion, or out of lazily deciding not to shave. Despite not shaving, men who have these beards must maintain them to keep them at an appropriate length.
Person 1: Matt's beard is impressive. Did he just grow it?

Person 2: No, it's a permabeard.
permabeard by DentonMD May 17, 2014
A person who is perpetually stuck in a strung out state of mind; a tweaker that is stuck that way
Did you that permageek restocking the shelves at 3 A.M.? He doesn't even work there!
permageek by BluJ October 22, 2018

permabeard 

The area of a man's facial magnificence which has not been touched by a razor for 2 years or more.
Wow, that guy's beard is so epic, he has permabeard all over his face!
permabeard by Silversword October 1, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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