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1. josiah
Josiah was King of the Jews from 640 BC-609 BC. He became king at the tender age of 8. He brought back the Jewish people to their God. King Josiah was killed after he attacked King Necho which was in opposition to the will of God.
Dude did you see that Jew's horns? No he must have had them removed like King Josiah.
2. Josiah
Sexy bitch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the fucking devil.

The biblical Josiah was King of the Jews, and he got mad hos.
Josiah's got a monster cock, don't make him dick-whip you Jew's in shape.
3. Josiah
A sweet thang. One who needs trash-bags for his penis. Is great in bed and has a thing for emo-looking girls. His personality is kind, but is in dire need to put some attention to the ones that he likes. Has perverted humor. Is an overall hottie with one rule: No pants in bed.
Look at him! He MUST be a Josiah
4. josiah
to barley touch or to graze someones butt without grabbing or
without slapping it.
wow did you just see me i totally pulled a josiah!!
5. Josiah
A tall, sturdy computer nerd with an Amish beard. He has a big heart and is quite knowledgeable, as well. He has beautiful eyes that you can stare into at long length.
A cute dork.
All I want for Christmas is a Josiah.
Oh, that handsome nerd--what a Josiah!
6. Josiah
Always genuine and real, a true friend. He tends to be somewhat of a clown when in the mood and is a talented wordsmith. He is also very competitive and loves the taste of victory. Josiahs' find the right girl and stick with her but don't mind being a player once in a while... he is most compatible with Virgos' and their personalities tend to click. Due to their creativity, many Josiahs' are writers. He is goal oriented and works hard chasing his dreams, a fact much admired by others. Despite this, he loves having fun and will risk any embarrassment for a good laugh. His jokes tend to be corny but people love him anyways. Never has a problem with self-esteem and comes off as confident, masculine and attractive to the people he meets. All in all, Josiahs' are well balanced personalities and a constant source of entertainment to those round them.
"Hey, can you introduce me to Josiah?"
7. josiah
an extremely, unimaginably large head.
dude put down your beer and come check out the josiah on that girl!!!
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