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nematode
When you are so fucked up and inebriated that you no longer have control of your arms and legs and you have to slither around on the floor to move.
Andrew had way to many drinks while working and he started to nematode around the office even going under peoples desks.
nematode by The-Motivator July 15, 2018
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Nematode
noun:
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.
ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:
a worm
adjective: Nematodic
Showing signs of low intelligence.
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.
ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:
a worm
adjective: Nematodic
Showing signs of low intelligence.
"Stacy and Jaquana were being fuckin' nematodes today."
"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."
"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."
"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."
"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."
Nematode by DizzytheLizzy February 10, 2020
Insipid Nematode
A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human
Origin: it came to a small person in a dream
Origin: it came to a small person in a dream
Insipid Nematode by captain_is_king June 13, 2018
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nematode
1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.
2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
That guy is such a nematode!
We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.
Roundworms are nematodes
We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.
Roundworms are nematodes
nematode by abczxydefwvugihtsrqzghrpshzpnm May 6, 2010
Nematode
Nematode by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018
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