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mooce by X The Duke March 15, 2014
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porn mooch
1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.
2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!
Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?
Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?
porn mooch by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008
Scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016
Scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
Iggy the Moocher
Iggy The Moocher is an absolute mad dog who represents the school 'St Ignatius College Riverview' or commonly known as View. Being Iggy is a privilege, more of privilege than being at Riverview in the first place. You represent the spirit of the Blue and White and are chosen by your fellow brothers to lead the school in warcrys and sporting matches especially against the dirty pink and blue. You must know all the warcrys off by heart and be a respectable young Riverview man (In the eyes of Lowe and Kam). This is what all riverview men need, a saviour, a hero, a IGGY.
Iggy the Moocher by fhieknjfhirwujiko;efdkjwnkvrfe May 29, 2019
One mooch
One mooch refers to a period of ten days. Refers to the length in which Anthony Scaramucci was employed at the White House.
One mooch by i_hate_robo_calls August 1, 2017
mooberty
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"