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A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
by Anonymous July 09, 2003
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Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
by Noodle January 16, 2005
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An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.
Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!
by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009
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Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.
Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!
by KelKell August 18, 2009
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A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.
Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do
1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching

2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.
by kathryn!!! September 07, 2007
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Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.
Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.
by Milton June 17, 2004
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