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If all the Arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along!
by Elitist May 13, 2004
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What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
Hypocrite: You're such a perv, watching porn! You're disgusting!

*Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicks in Fat Chicks 12"*
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dude, how do you find all that porn.
by kirk February 22, 2005
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A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009
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short for pornography - pictures or videos of people naked or having sex, designed to erotically stimulate the viewer

see porniac
and here's my porn stash
by Freddy Nicholls June 11, 2004
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Sorry i cant come to cristmas dinner me and jenna jameson got a date!
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by The Pollok March 13, 2005
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Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.

Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.
Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.
by Senor Squiid September 04, 2006
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