moffe 

A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).

I got zonked out on moffe.

moffe by Computech November 6, 2007

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

Steven Moffat by You'll never guess August 3, 2012

Morfe 

The intellectual intertwining of two powerful minds manifesting into an ever expanding, mighty industrial machine whose soul purpose is to increase the value and purpose of individuals under it's gainful employ.

If it wasn't for Morfe, I would never believe in actual capitalism; it truly changed my outlook on entrepreneurship.

Morfe by Dread Cpt Planet March 18, 2018

Miffed 

To be slightly irritated by something.

I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?

Miffed by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.

Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry

Moffat by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017