moffee 

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking

Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!

moffee by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006

Moffee 

Mock coffee; a coffee substitute that’s usually caffeine free and either passes as a coffee substitute or is used as such

I heard you’re giving up caffeine for lent,so how is the moffee tasting

Moffee by Bellablue00 July 1, 2022

[Moffee]

Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.

example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee

Every morning I poor a cup of Moffee which contains 60 percent milk and 40 percent coffee.

[Moffee] by KHInk May 30, 2008

Mike monfee 

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

Mike monfee by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

mofee 

a polite term for mofo (short for motherfucker)

Jacqui: how are you going?
Nat: oh i'm going fine my mofee!!

mofee by nat_108 August 26, 2007

Moffie 

A derogatory Afrikaans word for a gay person. Similar to the word faggot in English. Also often used by preteens and teens to insult each other.

Take it like a man, do not be such a Moffie.

Moffie by Freeky June 27, 2015

moffed 

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

moffed by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008