14 definitions by Puntmuffer
A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.
by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017
Being flogged with a lulav by a Rabbi until your ass bleeds, then having the etrog juice poured into the wound.
by Puntmuffer October 2, 2017
by Puntmuffer October 25, 2017
by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017
The different paths a penis can take to maneuver through the various defenses crafted by women to protect their end zones.
by Puntmuffer October 6, 2017
1) Sucking Thor's hammer;
2) Teabagging Thor;
3) Pegging Thor;
4) Masturbating while thinking of Thor;
5) Taking ten days off in Australia.
2) Teabagging Thor;
3) Pegging Thor;
4) Masturbating while thinking of Thor;
5) Taking ten days off in Australia.
Last night I told Lior that he is lucky I met him before Thor. I told him that I would be in Australia right now going down under.
by Puntmuffer October 28, 2017
My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.
by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018