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Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.
That bitch just muffed me.
Muffed by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009
to high five someone's face aggressively
damn! he just muffed the bartender!
muffed by deadcaity May 29, 2011
to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.
I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.
muffed by crazy muffer August 7, 2010
When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
Muffed by victems October 21, 2013
"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".
Muffed by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008
when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...
muffed by jamankita October 19, 2010