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Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.
I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.
Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

Mollywhopper

1.) someone who takes his penis out during oral sex and hits his girl in the face with it.
2.) someone who gave a severe, one sided beating
Personification of Mollywhop
1.) "this boy's a fool, girl didnt know he was a mollywhopper and she got a face full."
2.) "it was an even fight till this mollywhopper came through and cleaned up on 'em."
Mollywhopper by Yola October 4, 2007

Mollywhopper

A hard wangslap that leaves a purple mushroom on a girl's face.
I just gave my ho a nice mollywhopper!
Mollywhopper by ANTI POP 102 October 9, 2004

Jollywhapped 

Severely hit with an inanimate object (lunch tray, trash can, etc).
Josh just got JOLLYWHAPPED by that fucking door”

Mollywhoppers 

A person or persons addicted to Molly (MDMA), often notable while displaying the effects during the day out in public.
The mollywhoppers are out in force at Walmart really vibing with the parking lot soundtrack.
Mollywhoppers by CynicalOz October 8, 2021