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Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 18, 2019
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A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
by DieselJesus69 January 27, 2021
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