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Mollywhopper

A hard wangslap that leaves a purple mushroom on a girl's face.
I just gave my ho a nice mollywhopper!
Mollywhopper by ANTI POP 102 October 9, 2004

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.
I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.
Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

molliwhopped 

To ruin completely; to destroy; to render useless
That wide reciever got molliwhopped as soon as caught the ball.

mollywopped 

Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!
mollywopped by Cole September 13, 2004

mollywhopped 

When you want to fight someone,, or describe what you are going to do to them in the fight.
That beezy was talking mess, she is going to get mollywhopped.
mollywhopped by MilesInferno April 8, 2008