1. Adj: To be witty, clever and charming and generally over 50 years of age. Tweed jackets or sandals are a must. Bad jokes are an optional extra
2. Noun: Joft, To have joft suggests you possess the above attributes.
1. Lars: "Hey did you goto that non-linearity lecture this morning? I'm so pissed about missing it"
Gary: "Yea Professor Horton is so fucking jofty ima pass the course so easy".
2. Employer: "I'm sorry Mr. Jones you're not quite who we're looking for, we need somebody with a little more joft".
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).