1. Adj: To be witty, clever and charming and generally over 50 years of age. Tweed jackets or sandals are a must. Bad jokes are an optional extra
2. Noun: Joft, To have joft suggests you possess the above attributes.
1. Lars: "Hey did you goto that non-linearity lecture this morning? I'm so pissed about missing it"
Gary: "Yea Professor Horton is so fucking jofty ima pass the course so easy".
2. Employer: "I'm sorry Mr. Jones you're not quite who we're looking for, we need somebody with a little more joft".
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.