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a girl who is straight up lumpy, frumpy, bumpy, and pretty much anything else that ends in umpy. if there is anything else. also, she's not a lesbian or tomboy, she just doesn't know how to look pretty or shapely. she also often wears old lady clothes, but not in a cute urban outfitters way, just a frumps way. if you still dont know what frumps is, keep a look out and you'll eventually see a frumps, i promise you.
holy frumps, that girls got a bad fuckin case of the frumps. , you know that girl in our math class, im sorry, but shes just straight up frumps.
frumps by beavertoothjones October 1, 2010
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Mumple Frumps 

When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.
Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.
Mumple Frumps by surfer20 May 19, 2005

Mumple Frumps 

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.
Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!
Mumple Frumps by MacW October 22, 2003

Lane Frumps 

The awkardly malformed, obese, or otherwise odd-looking bums that hang around in bowling alleys.
Dude, take a look at those lane frumps-that one's obese on one side and all shriveled on the other!
Lane Frumps by Bjorkish October 26, 2007

Frumpy dyke 

You probably heard it from David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer".

Dyke: a word used to refer to lesbians; a term that lesbians use in gay circles; originally a derogatory term for lesbians, now often used with pride.

Frumpy: A female with lack of concern for appearance; clothing style that usually consists of bagging; careless slothing; no style; considerably out of shape.

So, a ''frumpy dyke'' is ''a lesbian with lack of concern for appearance, from clothes to body shape''.
'I would consider myself a feminist, and I didn't even know that at the time. All these years I thought it meant frumpy dyke'.
Frumpy dyke by riatoj December 26, 2021
*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!
It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.
Frumple by camper February 7, 2004

frump and dump 

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.
"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"
frump and dump by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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