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Friedemann Stöffler
Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.
Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein
Friedemann Stöffler by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020
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Friedemann
Usually pretty shy but after doing some microwaving on him he'll turn out to be an animal. He's a squirrel in bed and the one who is most likely to turn out to be hacking the FBI later. Gotta love him
Friedemann by unobvious February 20, 2017
fridgilante
A fridgilante is a person in your office or other place of employment who, being fed up with all of the old food items that have been accumulating in the fridge and cluttering it up (some of which might still be good), throws them out. This can be done with or without warning.
"Hey! Where's the sandwich I left in here last week?"
"...looks like a fridgilante took matters into his/her own hands"
ADJECTIVE: Fridgilante justice is the only way to keep our work fridge from overflowing with old, spoiled crap.
"...looks like a fridgilante took matters into his/her own hands"
ADJECTIVE: Fridgilante justice is the only way to keep our work fridge from overflowing with old, spoiled crap.
fridgilante by Bernie-Roy May 18, 2010
Fridgeanda
A cool and refreshing refridgerator stuffed inside a soft and cuddly panda bear. (Not a real Panda of course!!)
Fridgeanda by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010
Fridgerator
Fridgerator by treeza81 March 14, 2019
FridgeRape
To sneak into any dumbasses garage that is left open at night, and steal all of there alcoholic beverages. Usually used by underage kids who cant buy alcoholic substances or dont have any connections.
Hey, that fuck nugget left his garage open, lets fridgerape him.
Im so thirsty, lets go fridgerape the those dumbasses who keep restocking there fridge.
Im so thirsty, lets go fridgerape the those dumbasses who keep restocking there fridge.
FridgeRape by Smokey Mc Pot March 25, 2004
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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