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Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.
Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you
Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Emotional Hit 

When someone takes a HIT of CANNABIS, begins to choke on their HIT, their eyes get watery and it appears they are crying..getting all EMOTIONAL and SHIT
🔥 Ernesto just took an EMOTIONAL HIT.. you can tell because hes coughing with his eyes all watery
Emotional Hit by ClassicRonnie July 28, 2019

Emotikan 

(=)-(=) <--- Emotikan

Emotikan is the Emoticon version of the well-known rapper, Kanye West. This can be used wherever the topic of Kanye is present, and can be taken in a negative or positive way, depending upon the current situation.

Also super effective against Kanye fangirls.
Star I'mma let you finish, but...Pokemon is the best game of all time.
Star OF ALL TIME.
Ty (=)-(=)
Star OMG EMOTIKAN <333 *dies*
Emotikan by Star Hakurei March 25, 2011

emotionally dating 

A strange place in which a friendship has developed into something more than a friendship yet nothing physical has actually happened. Discussion about this new level of relationship between the couple involved may or may not take place. It is also likely that mutual friends will notice a new intensity in their friendship. It is especially common amongst lesbians where the line between friendship and dating can become blurred.
“We were on the phone for 5 hours last night…”
“You are totally emotionally dating her!”

Emotional Heimlich 

When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.

Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich

emotionALe 

When you're emotional and triggered but have some sass.
"Yo you stole my idea for the project."
"Why you so emotionALe?"
emotionALe by Navahta June 2, 2016