dirdles
the tiny turds that you have to squeeze out at the end of a good sitting of pootime. average diameter: 1/4 inch
dirdles by shermanious September 8, 2005
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sissy diddles
Noun
An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.
The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.
Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.
The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.
Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.
sissy diddles by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021
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dirdles • dircles • Diddleshot • dirtless • diddles his skittles • Diddleshit • Diddlesniff • diddlespitter • Diddleswitch • Dirdle Loo
dirtless
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dj diddles by heath, wynter, and matt September 21, 2008
dirtless-sanchez
When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"
They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"
dirtless-sanchez by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker March 13, 2021
Jeep your Diddles
Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.
Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah
You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns
Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?
Danielle: lol yeah
You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns
Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?
Jeep your Diddles by theelusiveweeaboo February 21, 2015
hand diddles
hand diddles by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009
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