n.
An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.
examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.
examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
n.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021
v.
To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.
To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.
My wife only allows me to pinch the pee pee and dribble my scum in the toilet after her boyfriend has spurted his cum in her pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
n.
1. Just like the corresponding part of a female's anatomy, it's the small nodule located on the front wall of a sissy pussy that, when rubbed, produces a sissygasm.
2. Physiologically the same thing as the male g-spot, or prostate gland. However, because it's located on a sissy and not a man, it cannot be identified using masculine terminology.
1. Just like the corresponding part of a female's anatomy, it's the small nodule located on the front wall of a sissy pussy that, when rubbed, produces a sissygasm.
2. Physiologically the same thing as the male g-spot, or prostate gland. However, because it's located on a sissy and not a man, it cannot be identified using masculine terminology.
Sissy michelle loves the way her inflatable butt plug presses on her sissy g-spot and gives her a sissygasm.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 03, 2021
n.
A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.
Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
n.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.
2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.
3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.
4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.
3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.
4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021