Diddleshit 

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

Diddleshit by Kilo D January 10, 2009

fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Diddlewhiff 

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.

Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.

Diddlewhiff by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

piddleshit 

syn. to dilly dally

quit piddleshittin around!

piddleshit by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017

Diddleshot 

A person addicted to money and fame. Will stop anyone for anything he/she wants.

"Mr Krabs is such a Diddleshot"

Diddleshot by anonymous November 8, 2018

Middleshite

A term to describe an awful middle name.

Flame Boy: "Hey look at me guys, my middle name is Ruthan"

Intellectual: "Whata middleshite, ya know?"

Middleshite by dirtydub November 23, 2009

Dingleshit 

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.

That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!

Dingleshit by Brad April 26, 2004