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desuckify 

verb - decrease the suckiness quotient of something
I just finished my report -- will you read and desuckify it for me?
desuckify by awesomenes July 14, 2010
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To get out of one's depressed, moody state.
Joe needed to defunkify after moping around for a month since his girlfriend broke up with him.

Defuckify 

We need to defuckify this code set.
Defuckify by Mr Tiger April 28, 2015

degunkify 

To "get the gunk out" or to clean the mess out or off of something.
After eating the whole bag of gum drops, Jake found it hard to degunkify his teeth.
degunkify by Sokituya April 7, 2008
tr.v. deu·ci·fied, deu·ci·fy·ing, deu·ci·fies
1. To utterly desecrate and destroy something through the method of forceful defecation.
2. To mortify or subdue a restroom with an anal abortion.
3. To treat cruelly and render hideous throught the application of feces.
4. To criticize harshly through shit-talking; The media deucified the politician for breaking a campaign pledge.
Dude, check it out - I am going to totally deucify that toilet and splatter crap all over the stall.
Deucify by Cryptic IV October 12, 2012

defuckify 

to reverse the fucked-up-ness of a fucked up sleep schedule.
"Maybe you should try to maintain something remotely resembling a sleep schedule."

"I have one -- it's just fucked up."

"Then maybe you should defuckify."
I will desusify myself so I'm not sus anymore
Desusify by Bentlee23 February 18, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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