mess 

You can use the word mess after someone says or does something that's embarrassing, stupid, pathetic, ridiculous, or weird. Honestly can be used after a lot of things. Even sometimes when you don't know what to reply, "mess" might work.
It's so hard to define mess... Mess. Check examples for a better understanding.
Sometimes has a t at the end. (Messt)

#1

xtina: I can't believe that ratchet hoe has the same bag as me!!
nicki: Mess

#2
rus: So yesterday I drunk texted my ex boyfriend
nicki: Mess

#3
abby: *drops phone*
xtina: Mess

#4
nerd: Damn I forgot to do my homework -.-
xtina: Mess

mess by texasforever June 8, 2014

mess 

When someone is really funny

If you say something funny someone else may say, "You a mess".

mess by Ms. Drisco August 22, 2008

mess 

An overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.

"Did you trip up your heels AGAIN? You're such a mess!!"

mess by NZAzN K' October 17, 2003

Mess 

A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.

Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'

Mess by Dan Daman July 20, 2008

mess 

1. to hang out with a person with the intention of getting together and/or date. Term used in the south.

2. to be involved in the period before dating a person.

They used to mess, but now he with this other chick.

mess by kuyoko April 2, 2010

mess 

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

mess by robbo December 7, 2003

Mess 

Usally refers to male who has recently shit themself. However, not referring to a woman, that would be a "brown leaf"

Oh shit dude, I just messed myself

Mess by 2d00dgetinf00d May 27, 2017