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1. mess
An overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.
"Did you trip up your heels AGAIN? You're such a mess!!"
by NZAzN K' Oct 17, 2003 add a video
2. mess
When someone is really funny
If you say something funny someone else may say, "You a mess".
3. Mess
A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.
Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'
4. Mess
Is the genitalia in a male.
"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"
5. mess
to engage in an act of self pleasure
'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'
by robbo Dec 7, 2003 add a video
6. mess
Something not do do with Texas.
Don't mess with Texas yo.
7. mess
a word that means any thing you cant thing of at the time
fix that mess
you mother messen mess
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