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defuckify 

"Maybe you should try to maintain something remotely resembling a sleep schedule."

"I have one -- it's just fucked up."

"Then maybe you should defuckify."

defuckify 

The eventual act of regaining one's sanity after a prolonged duration of a (poorly thought out) substance-induced altered state of consciousness.
"I called in sick to my parents. I can't see them right now. I need to defuckify".
...Let's have some wine. It will help. I swear. (10:30 am)
defuckify by tunak December 18, 2008

Defuckify 

to un-fuck something that is fucked or fucked up
Person #1. My life is fucked up

Person #2. then defuckify it
To get out of one's depressed, moody state.
Joe needed to defunkify after moping around for a month since his girlfriend broke up with him.

degunkify 

To "get the gunk out" or to clean the mess out or off of something.
After eating the whole bag of gum drops, Jake found it hard to degunkify his teeth.
degunkify by Sokituya April 7, 2008
tr.v. deu·ci·fied, deu·ci·fy·ing, deu·ci·fies
1. To utterly desecrate and destroy something through the method of forceful defecation.
2. To mortify or subdue a restroom with an anal abortion.
3. To treat cruelly and render hideous throught the application of feces.
4. To criticize harshly through shit-talking; The media deucified the politician for breaking a campaign pledge.
Dude, check it out - I am going to totally deucify that toilet and splatter crap all over the stall.
Deucify by Cryptic IV October 12, 2012