"Maybe you should try to maintain something remotely resembling a sleep schedule."

"I have one -- it's just fucked up."

"Then maybe you should defuckify."

defuckify by girlwithafuckedupsleepschedule June 14, 2009

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defuckify • defunkify • Defuckified • desuckify • Defucking • debunkify • deflakify • defuckin' • Defuckinglirious • DEFUCKINGNIED

defuckify

The eventual act of regaining one's sanity after a prolonged duration of a (poorly thought out) substance-induced altered state of consciousness.

"I called in sick to my parents. I can't see them right now. I need to defuckify".
...Let's have some wine. It will help. I swear. (10:30 am)

defuckify by tunak December 18, 2008

Defuckify

to un-fuck something that is fucked or fucked up

Person #1. My life is fucked up

Person #2. then defuckify it

Defuckify by urlocalslytherin May 17, 2020

Defunkify

To get out of one's depressed, moody state.

Joe needed to defunkify after moping around for a month since his girlfriend broke up with him.

Defunkify by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights July 7, 2008

degunkify

To "get the gunk out" or to clean the mess out or off of something.

After eating the whole bag of gum drops, Jake found it hard to degunkify his teeth.

degunkify by Sokituya April 7, 2008

Deucify

tr.v. deu·ci·fied, deu·ci·fy·ing, deu·ci·fies
1. To utterly desecrate and destroy something through the method of forceful defecation.
2. To mortify or subdue a restroom with an anal abortion.
3. To treat cruelly and render hideous throught the application of feces.
4. To criticize harshly through shit-talking; The media deucified the politician for breaking a campaign pledge.

Dude, check it out - I am going to totally deucify that toilet and splatter crap all over the stall.

Deucify by Cryptic IV October 12, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026