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Clamber Scudd 

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."

Clamster diving 

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.
Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving
Clamster diving by Psyral September 21, 2010

Clambering 

Quit clambering and do your job.
Clambering by nonamenigga- November 18, 2016

Clamsterdam 

Really epic and cool band
Yo bro have you listened to clamsterdams new album?!?!?
Clamsterdam by RIPstickyocto July 2, 2021

clamber down the motleys 

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.
"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"