a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
by mel gibson fan October 16, 2010
A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
by pentozali January 10, 2006