a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
by mel gibson fan October 17, 2010
A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
by pentozali January 10, 2006
by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003
That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
by frankrizzoDE September 24, 2009
by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008
When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.
by Big booty G November 8, 2020