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let's go to the airport, just don't bring any liquids, batteries, or, fuck it, don't bring anything
by truthman2221 November 16, 2010
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Place where you go to fly.
I'm going to the airport.
by Speedfreak January 01, 2004
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A state of immense embarrassment in public; being ridiculed and humiliated in front of others, to the point where you need to disappear or keep a low-profile.
Shawn took a shit in his pants in the school's hallway. He went to the airport.

I got slapped by an ugly chick in class. Damn, that was airport.

Pastor Eric's church members caught him in a brothel. That's airport status. He had to catch a flight.
by rudyslim June 03, 2009
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Airports are places where various aircraft take off and land from. There are big, busy airports, like O'Hare International, and there are small, quiet airports like where I am writing from, Olympia Regional.

Many airports have flight schools where you can learn to fly an airplane or a helicopter. Smaller airports have plenty of airport bums and ramp rats, which is a good thing since flying is fun to watch.

Sometimes airports will have museums, restaurants, and other fun activities.
I am happy because I found a job at the airport, renting out planes and answering phones.

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Let's go to the airport and get a plane ride!
by Athene Airheart May 01, 2004
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When a girls landing strip is too long and joins up with the hair underneath her belly button
"Dude, that was no landing strip, it was a full on airport"
by Meemomel February 17, 2015
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Sex while Skydiving.
Person 1: Dude can you get a girl pregnant In an Airport

Person2: No, but it is very messy.
by A wellness way of life January 19, 2011
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her chest is so flat even a plane can land on it
by Tosh April 15, 2004
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