Pronounced buff-
ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "
meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "
meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted
slug.
Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong
1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "
Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."
2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "
Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"
3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's
fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"