11 definitions by truckintim87

Buffett bandit

anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.

Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"

Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"

Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"

by truckintim87 April 4, 2009

America's butt

Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!

"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"

by truckintim87 April 1, 2009

plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

cherry buster

The lucky guy who was the first to have sex with a virgin.

"Yes, if you had sex with a virgin, you definitally are a cherry buster!"

by truckintim87 April 29, 2009

fribble

when a really fat woman is sitting on a guys dick and she is rocking back and forth violently.

Jessie: "Hey Ruthie, how bout givin' me a fribble?"

Ruth: "Ok, turn over Jess & I'll give you a fribble that you'll never forget!"

by truckintim87 August 31, 2010

Tub ass

Somebody who is pretty fat, but their ass outranks their belly.

Fat person: " Hey,can you slide your chair in a little bit so I can get by?"

man sitting in chair: "Walk around the other way, Tub ass!"

by truckintim87 May 12, 2009

palm sunday

when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!

" Guess I ain't gettin' pussy today. Looks like it's gonna be another palm sunday!" :(

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009