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betweenis 

The distance between two cocks during dual penetration sex. Measured in millimeters.
Hey Earl, thanks for fucking my wife with me last night.... I bet there was only 5mm Betweenis.....
betweenis by MotoRooster October 12, 2007
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Betweenis 

The choice at the end of the night between which weenis to use for a booty call.
Chessa was torn betweenis for JG or AP.
Betweenis by Maxurethra March 25, 2010

Betweenis 

The area between someone's ass and penis.
She made me cum in her hair when she licked my betweenis!
Betweenis by R C T November 14, 2022

Stick it between two patties 

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.
Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

Difference Between a Wolf and a Bear

The tail. Literally, the only thing discerning a bear from a wolf is the tail.
"Everybody knows the only difference between a wolf and a bear is the tail. Look it up, urbandictionary.com ."

tale between their legs 

Someone who has a dubious story, questionably told to cover likely misbehavior.
Cheatavious and buddies came home Sunday with a tale between their legs involving sick relatives!

between jobs 

A clever and discreet way of saying your unemployed.you've had a job,not currently working,but will be working in the near future.
"so where do you work at Joe?" "Oh,uh... Im actually between jobs right now,how about you?"
between jobs by DonSantos December 12, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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