Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.

don't touch my weenis.
it's physically impossible to lick your weenis, unless your a freak.
your funny bone is by your weenis.

You have a big weenis

"Will you masticate my weenis?"

"You left your weenis at my house last night...you might want to come pick it up..."

"You just touched my weenis, what are you thinking you sick perv."

Walk up to complete strangers in public and say, "Excuse me gentlemen, but can I touch your weenis, please?" Then get then to stand like they are being frisked, with a puzzled look on their faces, to the amusement of your friends. Beware of asking Old Balls guys, as the weenis tends to sag in old age.

Hey your weenis is looking a little dry there. You should get some lotion for that

my buddy and i are thinking of getting our weenises pierced.