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backstache 

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.
So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.
backstache by Backstache hero December 9, 2008
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Italian Backstache 

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".
When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."
Italian Backstache by Jay Beee January 24, 2014

backstabber 

A person who pretends to be a friend, but then betrays you
Trust No one!! life's full of backstabers
backstabber by AC December 3, 2003

Backstabber 

A slimy, jealous, no-life having, dirty, blood-sucking, despicable, smile in your face, a**hole of a soulless person.
Backstabber by Dea Shay December 13, 2010

Backstabber 

People who you think are friends but then they attempt in causing your downfall.
Dominic is a frickin' backstabber.
Backstabber by Tai-chan September 15, 2005

Backstabber 

piece of crap bitch who thinks their smarter then everybody highly manipulating pitting people against each other and screws over the people closest to them .
backstabber next time you bob your head I hope your neck just snaps.
Backstabber by northsidelunatic September 10, 2016

backstabber 

someone who pretends to be your friend, becomes close to you,
and leads you to believe you are the best of friends, until the truth eventually surfaces.

anyone who stabs you in the back are way insecure with themselves & they don't deserve to be in your life. forget them.
my best friend stabbed me in the back this year, more than once.

sam and her new horse-faced friend are backstabbers.
backstabber by xoxo. a July 20, 2006