I’m not worried about catching a vomit comet on the flying pig flu because I got injected with the truth last night. This is just another contaminated plot by BIG Pharma to sell the dumbfahkastani Americans millions of high profit margin death-shots called vaccines. The action is in the reaction. The flu won’t kill you, even the so-called ‘patient zero’ Edgar Hernandez survived. It’s the vaccines that will kill you. Don’t get the shots. The Amish have a zero percent Autism rate, zero percent Diabetes rate, zero percent Alzheimer’s rate, near zero percent Cancer rate. Don’t get the shots.

“I feel great. But I had a headache and a sore throat and a fever for a while. I had to lay down in bed.” - Edgar Hernández, five-year-old boy, answering Reporter Ruth Maclean questions on April 29, 2009 and seemingly unaware that the swine flu he contracted a few weeks ago — the first known case — has almost brought his country to a standstill and put the rest of the world on alert.

Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.

Person: Alright, here's the truth... I lied

Person 2: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU. *beats person 1 up with a stick*

<Definition1> I never lie, I always tell the truth.
<Definition2> If I ever meet those kids from truth, I will kick their a$$es.

1/3 the world dies of poverty every year. Smoking kills. You are fake. There is a God. etc. Truth stares us in the face but we look away, terrified to make eye contact with something that judges our actions and lives.

John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.

Actually, now that I think about it, what is true is not necessarily factual.