(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.

Where everyone would like to live forever

The best place on the planet. also see paradise
Calming and soothing

Laying low while on company time. Avoiding work.

Term used in the Great Lakes, midwest and North Carolina for the shore or place that meets the ocean .

See shore for New Jersey and New England

See coast for the Southeast

See sea for England

See surf for California and North Carolina

Beach is a nicer way of expressing your anger. It can be said in place of any "bad" word that you can think of. Whenever your thinking a "bad" thought, it is always nice to resort to beach. Mostly because there might be children around. Also, it doesn't give you the risk of saying something you would regret. A little too often, we take out our anger on beloved family members. By using beach, you are staying away from those "bad" words and taking out your anger in a good way.

(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.