backsmasher

when someone takes thier hard penis and smashes your back with a flaming erection

dude your dad is such a backsmasher

backsmasher by titstits March 28, 2010

ballsmasher 

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher

Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!

ballsmasher by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016

backlasher 

A well known "anti-stathead" poster on Baseball Primer.

Backlasher stunk up the room.

backlasher by The Primer Chimp November 24, 2004

cacksmasher 

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

cacksmasher by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

backslasher

Another name for a Windows/NT/DOS dork. Can usually be seen in the wild wearing a polo shirt and slacks while carrying the latest Microsoft release packs.

"Dude check out that backslasher of there - I bet he's going to try and install Excel on my desktop computer. Too bad he doesn't know I just switched over to Linux"

backslasher by johnnywad September 24, 2007

backsplasher 

When you poop and the turd creates so much force when it hits the toilet water that some toilet water splashes up your back

HOT!!! i just got a backsplasher and now it looks like i took a shower

backsplasher by !?!?!?!?! February 18, 2010

backlasher 

One with excessive flatulence.

The backlasher stunk up the room.

backlasher by Loni Anderson May 28, 2003