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Computer
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a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by anonymous
Feb 22, 2003
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Computer
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My nerd station aka: the almighty consumer of paychecks
computer
computer geeks
2.
Computer
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What you are on now
You are on the computer now
by
Charlie Mulligan
Mar 5, 2004
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Computer
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The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
by
Mystery Man
Jan 28, 2003
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computer
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If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
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ddt
Nov 21, 2004
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computer
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a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
by
gusto5
May 29, 2004
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computer
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A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
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Why do I keep coming here?
Sep 24, 2003
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computer
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The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
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elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich?
Feb 18, 2004
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