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1. Computer
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by anonymous Feb 22, 2003 share this
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2. Computer
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
by Charlie Mulligan Mar 5, 2004 share this
3. Computer
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
by Mystery Man Jan 28, 2003 share this
4. computer
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
by ddt Nov 21, 2004 share this
5. computer
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
by gusto5 May 29, 2004 share this
6. computer
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
7. computer
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
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