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1. plank
A dumb person..a piece of wood
You stupid plank, You lost my plank!
by Kurt NG UD Sep 19, 2004 add a video
2. Plank
There are three types of planks:

A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck

Choose wisely
Where's my bloody plank?
Don't say anything plank!
What a complete and utter plank!
by Diccyc Apr 2, 2005 add a video
3. plank
An extremely painful excersice in which one puts their elbows and toes on the ground and straightens their backs. aka Bows and Toes.
PLANK. up for 60 seconds, down for 10
4. plank
A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.
George is as thick as a plank.
5. plank
Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).
Dude, you won't plank that police car!
6. plank
a longboard
Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell
7. plank
A plank is a english word meaning one who is stupid, or one who is talking foolishly at the time.
Damn, George Bush sounsd like a plank in his speaches.
by paulmer2003 Jun 28, 2005 add a video
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