Toiletpaste
A more refined word to describe poos in a toliet. As poos quite often takes on a paste-ish form confusing the pooer. Poos can now be categorized accordingly.
Toiletpaste by BatKing October 28, 2010
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Toiletpaperphobia
Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)
I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia
Toiletpaperphobia by J Juvvy June 23, 2011
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Toiletpaper rationing
When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.
John: Dude, what took you so long?
Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.
John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.
John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
Toiletpaper rationing by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013
Toiletpaper Noose
This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
Toiletpaper Noose by Jake June 17, 2004
Indian toiletpaper
Indian toiletpaper by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006
Rusty Toiletpaper
Female 1: what happened to you last night.
Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend
Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!
Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend
Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!
Rusty Toiletpaper by GOASTELOVER69 July 5, 2012
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toiletwaterwizard by Argotsecretlover March 22, 2021
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