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Short for "please", used in email by lazy asshats who put the minimum possible effort into being polite. Usually used in messges demanding something that's trivial for them but a PITA for you. To all staff: Pls make sure your T.P.S. reports have the proper covers.
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Parking Lot Syndrome. When a group of friends stand around in the parking lot talking and chatting after dinner, a movie, or an event. This usually occurs when deciding on what to do next and can last a few minutes. However, it's only considered PLS if it lasts a considerable amount of time. "Let's get rid of this PLS and decide where to go already! We've been out here in this parking lot for an hour and I wanna do something!"
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Post Lunch Sleepiness: The greatest and most dangerous disorder in America today. It affects millions of American workers and or students each and every weekday of the year. The symptoms include lethargy, a strong urge to sleep no matter where you are at the moment, and an inability to focus on anything no matter how interesting it may be. Monty: Man, I just finished lunch like an hour ago, and now I got a severe case of PLS.
Ryan: PLS? Monty: Yeah, post lunch sleepiness Ryan: Oh yeah, I had that real bad on Tuesday, and fell asleep under a pile of phone books in the supply room. When I woke up it was 6 at nite, and everyone was gone. Monty: Yeah, PLS sucks. |
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Parking lot special. When a man receives a blow job in either his or his date's car while in a public parking lot. Preferably, the PLS will occur on your first date in your date's car. Bruce: "Hey dude how'd your date go with that whorefish you met at the car wash? Get laid?"
Eddie: "Nah but I got a PLS in the Taco Cabana parking lot" Bruce: "Did you celebrate with a chicken quesadilla?" |
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Pretty Little Sluts. A play off the show "Pretty Little Liars". Moslty used for making fun of it for it's slutty characters. Dan: Yeah, my sister wouldn't give me the remote so I had to watch that stupid show pretty little liars
Tom: Oh you mean pretty little sluts, PLS? Dan: Exactly. |
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Pregnant Lady Syndrome: Bitchiness occurring when a woman is pregnant i.e. with child. That woman doesn't PMS, she has PLS.
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Post - LOST - syndrom The feeling of loss and depression you felt after the series LOST finally ended. All I do is sit in bed, eat a gallon of ice cream, and cry out for Jack, Sawyer, & Kate. My friends say I'm suffering from PLS.
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