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A rope used to hang yourself with.
AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."
by Liz Owen May 04, 2006
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someone who makes you feel like you want to commit suicide every time they speak, conjuring the image of them being the noose tied around your head as you are about to hang yourself
wow jacob is being such a noose today
by darsenbrindel January 25, 2011
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Noose; cigarette, tab, bine. Noose coming from the hangmans noose used to hang people till they are dead. A slow death
"Knock me a noose will you" Lend me a cigarette
by Paul forster July 10, 2008
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The anatomical arsehole located between your bum cheeks.
Doctor: "please sir, kindly slacken that noose before I attempt to remove that mobile phone".
by Luke Walton January 21, 2008
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